Introducing Kyle Towelwipes

This is Kyle Towelwipes. Well, his name isn't actually Kyle Towelwipes, he was formally known as Usuiituk which when roughly translated to English means "has no penis".  I will fill you in later on how Usuiituk came to be know as Kyle Towelwipes, but first lets take a look at Kyle Towelwipes childhood shall we.

Kyle Towelwipes grew up in a northern region of the territory known as Nunavut in the Canadian Arctic. His family

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The Furries

I have had this picture in my "collection of bizarre pictures that I might write about some day" for quite some time. In the photo we see a family showcasing their anatomically correct furry jumpsuits. I have a feeling that this whole thing was Mom's idea. She has a look on her face that says "I have created something so revolutionary, this will change sexual education forever!". You know that smug revolutionist look? Yeah, you know the one. If you are unaware of this look, it's right there in the picture on her face.

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Insurance Fraud

Recently while wandering the streets of Winnipeg, I noticed a trend among insurance advertisements. They mostly depict families or friends frolicking in a lush green grassy environment happy as can be. Try doing a Google image search of "life insurance" and you will see what I'm talking about. They look something like this:

After noticing this trend I decided that it might be fun to use Photoshop to show what's really on the minds of these fun loving happily insured people. Take a look.

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